the perfect pump
when you’re pumping gas and stop at the desired amount with out any extra squeezes.
when you’re pumping gas at full speed and you only have a 20 spot (or any amount you can afford) and you release the handle at the exact amount without any extra squeezes.
you have just achieved the perfect pump.
the perfect shoe. a s-xy pair of heels with a low to medium heel.
i was shopping at my favorite store yesterday and found the perfect pump.
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