The Perfect Storm
when 2 or more people release a rancid fart in a close proximity to each other.
dude, roll down the windows, we’ve just created the perfect storm!
when an individual sits down on the toilet and antic-p-tes a “no wipe” condition. in doing so they flush the toilet as the bowl exits the colon and in a brief maneuver they stand up and exit the room, often in the amount of time it takes just to just take a leak.
sh-t man that was fast!!! dude i had the perfect storm….yea i just dropped one…no way
when one takes a horrendous sh-t and after wiping their -ss the toilet paper is blank.
hey dude i didn’t use up all you’re toilet paper this time because i just had the perfect storm!
the perfect storm is created whenever many activities that individually would cause one to sh-t are combined into one ridiculous brew. a perfect storm could be created after a heavy night of drinking when someone decides they want to eat taco bell, smoke lots of cigarettes, drink a venti coffee, and then go on a long walk. the perfect storm is normally an emergency situation.
guy 1: ‘what the h-ll bro!’
guy 2: ‘what?’
guy 1: ‘i just realized that i have the perfect storm brewin”
guy 2: ‘b-mmmer man. your goose is cooked. this long walk has led us an hour away from a decent toilet.’
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