the peter blunt system


the system that randy quaid’s character from caddyshack 2, a lawyer named peter blunt uses instead of the “real legal system.”
well, you certainly made it very clear how your legal system works mr. young. now, i’d like to explain a little bit about the peter blunt system. you see, i don’t go in for lawsuits and motions or any of the legal stuff. no, no, you see what happens is, uh, i find out where you live and then i come to your house, see? and i beat down your door with a f-cking baseball bat! and, then i make a bonfire with the chipendale, maybe roast that golden retriever, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, then eat it! and then i’m coming upstairs, junior, and i’m gonna grab you by your brooks bros. p.j.s, and then i’m gonna take your brand new b.m.w., and cram it up your tight -ss! do we have an understanding?

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