the phantom penis


a scary frigging flash game in which a woman is abducted by aliens and you press a bar at the bottom of the screen to have oral s-x or to -n-l probe and the like seriously wtf! and has mock characters like hand solo and spewie, gauranteed to freak you out!
random guy: did you play the phantom p-n-s last night?

random guy 2: yeas, it was freaky

random guy: lol

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