The Phantom Shitter
also known as alex “cheech” marin who in 2006, during the loyola freshman football season, took m-ssive sh-ts throughout the freshman/soph-m-re locker room. he was notorious for vanishing after dropping a duece seemingly into thin air. the phantom sh-tter was never officially caught in the act, but after years of specualtion, it has been confirmed that alex marin is the phantom sh-tter.
d-mn do you smell that?” “yea, i guess the phantom sh-tter strikes again…
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