the philharmonic


the philharmonic is a s-xual maneuver in which the man -j-c-l-t-s on his partner’s toes and then proceeds to play the harmonica on them. it is the primary cause of gay foot & mouth disease.

the philharmonic, takes its name from a man by the name of phil who was known for his leud behaviour.
d-mn, don’t tell me you did the philharmonic you disgusting b-st-rd!

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