the softserve


the softserve is performed from the doggy style position. when you about to c-m, instead of blowing the load on her back you pull out and shoot the c-m in your cupped hand. then while still behind her you swing the handfull of gift around and smack her in the face with it. like scooping ice cream. that is the softserve.
she was totally discraced after i gave her the softserve. she never spoke to me again.

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