The Pirate of Isla Vista
always in search of booty, the pirate of isla vista reigns supreme among b-ms. raging on all weekends and willing to show anyone his tricks
long live the pirate! santa barbara loves you!
the pirate of isla vista shows tricks like: drinking his 40 through his eye and spitting it out his mouth, playing tunes on the harmonica, telling drunken stories of adventurous beach love with iv sl-ts.
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