The Pit


the dent a fat man/woman makes underneath their feet when he/she jumps on a trampoline.
i was having fun at the trampoline park until i fell into the pit.
something that sucks
dude, that new movie’s the pits, huh??
home of the biggest collection of dirt bag douche bags on the internet. members have beat up kids, engaged in s-xual orgies, had alcohol related legal problems, enjoy strippers, gay p-rn, vacation in elko nevada, enjoy making crafts and knitting, raise goats, promote alternate lifestyles, members of bigbrothers. to join our chat sessions you must be naked. shaved genitals is a plus.
the pit is an internet message board. everyone who posts there is a douchebag. a naked douchebag.
the pit is a sub-forum of www.ultimate-guitar.com.

the pit is a place where everything non-guitar/instrument related is put. many users post internet memes, talk about s-x, drugs, social problems, magazines, world news. many people post “silly” threads in this section of the forums and they get “rapped” and “fapped” on.
i posted a reply to a thread in the pit called “if you put ‘the pit’ in the dictionary…”
area where freshmen and sophmores from the spence school like to hang out, spend their free periods and store their coats and bags. basically a giant pigsty, full of food, gym clothes and books.
1. q: hey, where are your books

a: oh, i left them in the pit
a term used to describe a situation that can’t get any worse, a useless object or a fat ugly person with no ambition.
”have you heard sinner is back to his old tricks?”
”yeah man, quinn is the pits”
the lower section of the eagan high school stadium reserved for upper cl-ssmen. because it’s always packed, undercl-ssmen only ever find room sitting on the edge, with the band kids, or in the adult sections.
jeff: what’s up chris? you want to head down to the pit?

chris: the uppercl-ssmen won’t let me in there! i’m only a sophmore.
an affectionate nickname for the h-llhole of the internet known as fanfiction.net
boy: hey, i just got this fic! it’s terrible!
girl: duh. it’s from the pit.

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