The Playbook


by barney stinson and was published on october 5, 2010 by touchstone books.
the playbook teaches you every trick, scam and con every used by barney (how i met your mother), from the most basic moves to the more advanced and complicated approaches to charming a girl.
the don’t drink that
the mrs. stinsfire
the lorenzo von matterhorn
the snasa
the cheap trick
the he’s not coming
the ted mosby
my p-n-s grants wishes
the scuba diver
^^moves in “the playbook”

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