The Pony Express


when a female partner has 1 or more earings in each ear, and before engaging in s-xual intercourse fashioning reins out of string or leather strips. then once the reins are created you mount her from behind and yell stop 1 and engage in the mail delivery across the west.
hey black beauty/hildalgo i need to deliver a package via pony express. turn around and let me show you the wild west. gidde up its time for the pony express

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