The Poof The Poof
commonly referred to and highly mistaken as a “loofah”. while lacking the signature extended handle, a “the poof the poof” is of a doily-ish design yet tends to hang on a looped rope.
a “the poof the poof” is intended for both the male and female gender, although it has been known to add a more feministic showering experience. (refer to mike tyson testimonial)
it comes in all colors and sizes, yet it is recommended by top physicians to use the basic model. too much “the poof the poof” has been known to cause showerial sensory overload.
origin: term coined by an incredibly original young lady while trying to differentiate a “loofah” with “the poof the poof” to her mother in a remote northern ontario city. circa 2005-present?
david: alright, it’s wet…so i wanna know, who the h-ll was using my loofah?
amy: it’s actually a “the poof the poof”…and it was me. sorry.
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