the poofster
a tiny-eyed creature with a considerable poof (whether shampooed or dirty) who kisses like a sparrow, drinks champagne out of a china bowl, does the jokerman headshake dance, thinks love should not be reduced to consistency between word and deed, and who snaps a magnum condom into thirds whenever he uses one…which is hardly ever.
sh-t! i don’t have a china bowl for the champagne- hopefully the poofster won’t mind drinking it from this stemless martini gl-ss.
i made the mistake of discussing amorous consistency with the poofster last night; i should have just grabbed a magnum and kissed his tiny sparrow lips.
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