the poofter
very much like the pooter, the handheld device which realistically simulates the sound of a loud rasping fart, the poofter offers up a more discreet sounding farting noise very much like a hiss or someone trying to slip out a fart unnoticed. it’s used exclusively by prankster members of the male g-y community. it’s a veritable hit at soirées.
julian is employing the poofter again to great effect. he’s also slipped one out without anyone hearing (due to getting roughly b-ttf-cked that afternoon) so those around him can appreciate both the realistic sound of a g-y man farting and the smell. the lesbians love it.
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