The Porto-Rican Oops There It Is

when a mediteranean with a strong flashy accent takes a girl, or perhaps a guy, and suddenly, oops there it is, his p-n-s.

also used in anger management as an “i am a lady! oops, no i’m not.”
guy: yeah man, i just got a new car and…
girl: what are you doing?!
onlooker: run! the porto-rican oops there it is!

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