the postman
the s-xual act of -n-l s-x followed by writting all the vital shipping information on the girls -ss, slapping a stamp on it and walking out
i felt whiskey d-ck commin on so i pulled the postman and called it a night.
when someone circles the -n-s (b-tt) with their finger or tongue and then randomly sticks it in, totaly shocking the recipitant!
tom loves it when the postman calls.
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