The Priest


a term for the kick-ss band, judas priest. since they’re so good, they have become the one and only priest.
metalhead: i listened to the priest today, pretty awesome.

confused christian: ahh… you mean father pedo, yes, his sermons are great.

metalhead: umm… no, i’m talking about the metalgods, judas priest!!!

confused christian: sinners!!! nooo!!!!

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