the private club
the private club is a non-profit social organization at western illinois university. the word has it their parties do not go unnoticed and the ragers they throw last for days. the active members of the organization are known for their ungodly alcohol tolerance as they trained their bodies to absorb nutrients from alcohol instead of food and water. some believe that this unorthodox organization is only a legend, but other swear they have seen snapchats of the parties and even attended some.
“the private club is a myth”
“i wish i were private club”
“i tried rushing tpc, but i was too weak, those guys are animals”
“say goodbye to your loved ones, tpc is throwing a party tonight.”
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