the programmer
the person at your place of business who subtly or not so sublty manipulated events for his own amus-m-nt. often instigates encounters with the likes of the goat and koliyah.
hey koliyah, why do you think i am the programmer?
who says i think that?
everybody, i heard you say it.
how did you hear me?
a smart yet r-t-rded forum wh0re. likes to post, but mostly to spam, and if you post about something in his narrow view of the world, then he’ll post until you delete the thread of a mod locks it. he’s basically a 1337 nub :d.
what it said above will work.
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