The Promise
offer of f-ll-t– or a bl-w j-b that never happens to induce compliance with female demands; from the sweet potato queens
i made him the promise, so he would mow the lawn.
a promise given to a bed mate or mates in which, if they do not agree to s-x the promisegiver steadfastly will m-st-rb-t-. (works 50% of the time all of the time)
jenny if you don’t have s-x with me i am going to have s-x with myself. trust me i will i am giving you the promise.
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