the punching bag
when you punch yourself in the b-lls as hard as you can to kill the sperm right before you -j-c-l-t- into a woman’s v-g-n- as to avoid other forms of birth control.
“wow, the punching bag i gave myself last night hurt, but not as bad as 18 years of child support would have.”
n. the act of taking a used condom, tying it at the end (resembling a real punching bag), and pummelling one’s parter in the face with it until it breaks and the s-m-n inside explodes on her face.
in exchange for a rowdy round of s-x, john gave betsy the punching bag.
when a couger gets down on all fours and lets you beat her t-tties with your weiner, not unlike a boxer would punch a bag.
william’s mom let me perform the punching bag to her last night.
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