The Purple Shirt of Sex
the seductively deep purple shirt that adorns the ever so beautiful torso of sherlock holmes ; renowned for sending all who gaze upon it into the throes of blind l-st regardless of gender or s-xual orientation; a potent aphrodisiac.
it’s first appearance is in “the great game”, the third episode of bbc’s “sherlock” starring benedict c-mberbatch and martin freeman.
“please, just one b-tton pop off, at least one…or two…” – a c-mberb-tch on the purple shirt of s-x
the shirt worn by benedict c-mberbatch in the bbc show sherlock. first seen in the unaired pilot, then again in the great game
fangirl: -sees the purple shirt of s-x-
-licks the tv/computer screen-
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