the pussypult
when you load yourself onto a catapult, -ssume the ‘pike’ dive position and fly into a women’s v-g-n-l c-n-l. for optimal pleasure, the catapultee must have reached terminal velocity before entrance of the v-g-n-.
“ok, truth! what’s your favourite s-x position?”
“the p-ssypult! that’s an easy one!”
“isn’t that physically impossible? and even if it wasn’t, it’d be both expensive and fatal for both you and your partner?”
“nah.”
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