The Queer Flu
the symptom one may have that leads to a dr. visit where you then learn you are hiv positive.
tommy: dude i’m feeling like sh-t, i don’t know what it is…
mark: what’d you eat? maybe it’s food-poisoning…
tommy: nothin’ out of the norm. just a bagel and and a big slam filled with my own urine…
mark: did you wear a rubber with that cambodian hooker last weekend?
tommy: no. why would i?
mark: dude, you may have the queer flu! you might want to get checked.
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