the quod perierat theory
latin meaning: those lost to another dimension;
the complex and complicated theory that the same person from different dimensions is trapped in this one. these people all represent one person from alternate dimensions, but somehow, for unknown reasons, ended up in the same dimension. these people are very similar and only differ in the characteristics they received from their individual dimensions. for example, the same person could be the opposite s-x in another dimension, but these people would still have similar personality traits and think in similar ways.
the original person who actually belongs in this dimension is aware of all of these “fakes”, but is powerless and cannot get rid of them because if one of the fake copies dies, all of the others do too, as well as everyone else in the entire world. the universe’s many dimensions rip apart because it realizes that these fake copies have come to coexist with the original. therefore, the original isn’t a real threat to the fake copies.
the fakes can kill the original. if the original is killed, one of the fake copies replaces them. the universe tries to fill in the blank of the original by using one of the fakes, and doesn’t take note that the fake or actual original ever existed beforehand. the fake copy becomes the new original, but it’s as if nothing occurred in the first place and as if the original never really died.
todd: hey, do you believe in the… *whispers* the quod perierat theory?
amanda: what? you know about it?!
todd: rick and i are pretty sure that alice is our original.
amanda: oh my god. what are you guys going to do?
todd: actually, since we’re the same person, it’s more like just ‘you’. i think i’m going to get rid of alice.
amanda: what does rick want to do?
todd: i mean, naturally, he agrees with me, just like on most things. same person and all.
buy the domain for your pet vlog
Read Also:
- winter widow
a term spoken by wives of snow plowers, linemen, and other winter weather workers who choose to trivialize what it actually means to be a widow and a single parent. they define themselves this way looking for sympathy that they have to be alone/parent alone for long stretches in the winter months even though they […]
- doing an akiyama
it is when you attempt to change your ways, but inside, you know you a hoe look at that jerk. we all know he’s just doing an akiyama
- nepalese mit
when you squeeze all five fingers (to the 2nd) knuckle into a v-g-n- that is as hairy as a wild animal. bert was so deep in her mountain goat like v-g-n- he looked like he was wearing a nepalese mit.
- nffa
created by the australian pop star kota banks who named her first single this. the phrase nffa means “no fake friends allowed” jess: hey do you want becky to come too? emily: nah j, nffa. buy the domain for your pet blog
- pocket jew
a wallet, something that holds your money that fits in your pockets. john: oh no, i lost my pocket jew! sally: your what? john: my pocket jew!