winter widow
a term spoken by wives of snow plowers, linemen, and other winter weather workers who choose to trivialize what it actually means to be a widow and a single parent. they define themselves this way looking for sympathy that they have to be alone/parent alone for long stretches in the winter months even though they get a trade off, in the form of a partner financially providing and also returning home. can most likely be found in a warm home drinking wine out of personalized gl-sses and wearing lularoe leggings.
“i haven’t seen hubby since last night and i’ve been alone with the kids all day. time to drink wine and use the term winter widow in a hashtag on all of my posts today”
snow widow
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