The Racoon


at the moment of -j-c-l-t–n, the guy punches the girl in the face giving her two black eyes, and then immediately runs out of her house and tips over her garbage cans.
jesus busted a nut, punched mary in the face, and then tipped over her garbage cans at the end of her driveway like the rac–n he saw in that john candy movie.
a s-x move in which the man sh-ts on his hands and wipes it around the girls eyes making her look like a rac–n
dude look at that girl, i just gave her the rac–n

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