The Raging Boner
a man tackles the sh-t out of a female because of his random b-n-r, and no matter the place or time he f-cks the absolute sh-t out of the woman whether be the “vaggie vag” or the -sshole or whatever other hole he could find.
-tim… it’s your mother why are you in jail?
-oh well i got the raging b-n-r and got arrested while walking by the home of mentally challenged.
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