the raging jot
the raging jot is the most advanced s-xual position known to man. to the inexperienced mind it may seem as impossible as a c-ck push-up. but in reality, this maneuver is not only possible, it is rather the most enjoyable sensation a man could ever encounter.
the raging jot involves the man entering the woman from behind. after nearing point of climax the man lifts the girl off the ground with his cash and prizes. from this aerial position he then starts to spin the girl in a circular motion around the point of entry. sometimes a donkey punch is needed to get the girl to tighten up and make this all the more enjoyable.
you can tell that the raging jot is being performed correctly when the girl starts to vomit profusely all over your mothers couch.
hugh g. rection ~ i’ve been in kind of a slump recently.
jack me hoffman ~ yeh, well what did you do about it?
hugh ~ well i took my girlfriend and we did the raging jot for hours…
jack ~ wow, that takes serious b-n-r right there…
hugh ~ what can i say… b-tch! it’s what’s for dinner…
jack ~ byaaaah!
hugh ~ byaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!
jack ~ byyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!
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