Thinking with your cock


when a guy blows off his male friends to be with a girl. it breaks the unwritten law of “bros before hoes” so a guy can get with a girl.
fred: johnny, why didn’t you come play basketball today?
johnny: was shoe shopping with sarah, i’m so in there.
fred: dude, wake up, you’re totally thinking with your c-ck.

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