The Raging Robert
the act of penatrating an under age v-g-n-l c-n-l, only to bust a nut through m-st-rb-t–n because she sucks. then minutes later going on a date with your future girlfriend.
after the 13 year olds soccer practice. randall decided she had a nice rack and should be introduced to the raging robert.
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