the ray charles


when your girlfriend falls asleep before you, you m-st-rb-t- and c-m on her eyes. then when she wakes up in the morning her eyes will be dried closed with j-zz and she will not be able to see
“last ngiht i gave sh-lla the ray charles and when she woke up she actually thought she was blind”
the ray charles is an action that occurs when someone gets so high that all they can do is grab their arms and tilt their head back and sit there for an hour… resulting in someone who looks just like the famous photo of ray charles at the apollo theater in 1990.
dude, jennifer smoked a blueberry bud and hash bowl out of my gl-ss gravity bong and she was totally doing the ray charles… i wish i could have gotten that on video!
the ray charles is when you sh-t on someones eyes and then stick your d-ck in their mouth.
ray charles had a ray charles done to him as a child and as a result became an excellent pianist.
tea bagging a blind guy.
i gave that old dude a ray charles the other day while he was sitting in the park.
the s-xual act of having your mate paper cut the penos hole just prior to -j-c-l-t–n.
duuuude, i was just about to j-zz and lucy gave me the ray charles. it hirt so good.

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