The Real Mami Chula
the s-xiest woman you know. usually of venezuelan descent. she is super gorgeous, thick (in a good way, of course), a great cook, and is phenomenal in bed. her coochie tastes
just like cookies and cream, mixed with cinnamon, brown sugar and stevia. it’s so sweet, it’ll turn you diabetic!
also she a very sweet lady with a pretty smile, who has every man in her gym staring at her and has them panting like dogs.
ut oh! the real mami chula just arrived at the party. girls, time to handcuff your men. don’t let your man make direct eye contact with her, or else u will lose him, especially if he sees her world famous tan lines.
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