The Red Scare


the terrible fear a man feels when his girlfriend doesn’t have her monthly period.
guy 1: hey, my girl didn’t have her period. i can’t have a kid right now.

guy 2: dude that sucks.

guy 1: yeah, i’m def feeling the red scare right now.

guy 2: should’a worn a condom.

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