the red squadron

a s-xual maneuver in which requires a team of seven men and one female. the female proceeds to bend over on the bed while the men race around the room. one at a time, the men attempt to run at full speed and land their p-n-s inside of the woman’s v-g-n- (not unlike the land shark). the first man to successfully land inside of the woman’s v-g-n- then yells “red five standing by!” while the rest of the men look on with blue b-lls.
man: hey, i was thinking about having the guys over. we could mix things up, you know? we could try the red squadron?

wife: you know that’s unfair. tom is an experienced marksman. he’d have you beat in an instant, and i don’t need his microp-n-s inside of me.

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