The Red Ted


the guy that’s always miserable and angry. he’s so angry that his face and head are always red.
guy 1: dude, who the f-ck is that guy?! he’s always angry and he’s always p-ssed at the world.

guy 2: oh that’s the red ted…. his dad used to beat him.

guy 1: somebody needs to give that dude a dairy dan the ice cream man or a puppy or something.

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