The Relative Surprise
you dig up one of your girlfriends dead relatives (or alive), chop them up, put it in her p-ssy and f-ck her. then, have her guess who the relative was and which body part was used.
my girlfriend was happy to see her dead mom again, until i did the relative surprise. now her mom will forever be with her.
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