The Relaxer
the same exact definition and motion of “the shocker” (look it up if you don’t know), the only difference being the pinky is rotated in a clock wise circle while engaged in action. this totally relaxes the person receiving therefore bearing the name “the relaxer”.
janice was surprised when i demonstrated the relaxer to her. she liked it better than the shocker.
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