the ricefields
the rice fields (ground zero) is situated in realm 0 on the edge of the omniverse. this realm is guarded by franku and humble abode to salamander man. it is also speculated that a high concentration of autism causes the large amount of rice in this realm via a process known as the cchan effect. frank used to live here, but has now migrated to the nairobi desert. upon entering the ricefields an individual is often subjected to a bizarre and often h-m-erotic initiation ritual. few experts have been subjected to this ritual and all are unwilling to speak of it in detail. it is believed to begin with a ceremonial greeting similar to the one shown in the gallery. the ricefields are both distrubing yet a place to marvel at. few who are banished to the horrid place come back with full sanity. you tend to lose your sense of time as well considering time is measured in chromosomes there.
welcome to the ricefields mothaf-cka
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