The Right to Pee-Silence


1. the right one has for an experience which is free from all language at the urinal, as it is socially unfathomable to talk to the guy standing next to you at the urinal, or worse the next stall over.

2. the right to pee without the expectation of conversation of any kind.
1. dude, i was at a business meeting and my boss came in while i was taking a leak, and started chatting me up. i guess he doesn’t know that we all have “the right to pee-silence”, what an -sshole.

2. i was taking a monster leak, and the guy next to me asked me what time it was. i said wtf chuck, haven’t you heard of ” the right to pee-silence.”?

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