The River

a place where kids in the coch-lla valley hang out because there is practically nothing to do here.

usually now overcrowed with little kids who look like little wh-r-s, hxc kids, or emos.
on a friday night.

girl one: “hmm so going to the river tonight?”
girl two: “yeah i guess what else is there to do?”
the delaware river

used by people who frequently cross into new jersey into pennsylvania or vice versa via bridge over the delaware river.
person 1: so how far away are you moving?
person 2: oh, a little closer to the river; my commute to work in new jersey will be shorter.
the fifth and last card turned in no limit texas hold’em, usually followed with the words “f-ck” or “mise”
i had the four card flush and i hit the 5th club on the river and i was like “mise!” until i saw he had the full house so i quicky followed with “f-ck!”
a place in the desert aka the coach-lla valley that have nothing else to do so they go there and make drama.

it consists of old people who are retired everyday except friday because on friday nights you’ll see a whole bunch of wannabe scene kids and wannabe gangsters.

everyone looks the same : either in skinny jeans & vans & really fake extensions, hollister, or baggy shirts, shorts, nikes, etc are what people are in most of the time. most people who live out here are rich.
(mysp-ce bulletin)

subject: river?
body:whose going to the river ? i’m really bored, does anyone wanna go with me ? there’s nothing else to do.
place where bros like to hang out and talk about going to, in actuality usually a lake.
bro 1: the river was f-cking awesome, bro
non-bro: it’s a lake
bro 2: yeah, the river was the sh-t with your new boat, bro
non-bro: it’s a lake
bro 1: we should hit up the river again next weekend
non-bro: it was lake-f-cking-elsinore!!!