The roast turkey


the action of putting your own d-ck into you b-m hole which will be followed by a big fart that will result in a launch of your hog into the face of a loved one knelt before you. this is similar to a turkey slap but browner and more enjoyable, and in some cases with gravy.
man 1:hey bro what’s on tonight?
man 2: just going for a roast turkey
man 1: can i join?
-the roast turkey is mainly for females-

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