The Rob Method


this is used to describe a way to smoke marijuana, when you wanna break out that new peace pipe you got except you really can’t shove all the stuff in that undersized hole, and don’t wanna try and make it bigger, so there is a solution. the rob solution.

step 1: roll a joint. nice and tight.

step 2: shove it into the top.

step 3: light it up (the top end of the joint)

step 4: well, you know how it works.

(too fat of a join may not work, and may have to relight half-way, but it does work)
dude 1: dude, i wanted to break out the new peace pipe i got in arizona last spring break, but i can’t seem to work it.

dude 2: dude, just use the rob method…

…later in the week….

dude 1: dude!! it totally worked!

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