the robber
from what i have been told; you bust into your own house with a ski mask or a stocking brandishing a knife, gun, club or any blunt object and throw your wife, girfirend or female friends onto bed, floor, or furniture. rip their clothing off and have s-x with them. never revealing your ident-ty until after the action is finished.
to friend: my wife called the cops after i pulled “the robber” on her.
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