The Robsta


the rob·sta

n : the robsta is the coolest stud on the face of the earth. beware, m-ssive amounts of coolness and awesomeness protrude from this fellow. he is the original robsta. all other robstas are fakes and frauds. trying to achive his amazing stature, only to fail horribly.

adj : a word used to describe the coolest of cool. only one can be dubbed “the robsta”. ie: me.
me: friends call me the robsta.
random rob: oh man datz so kewls i wish i wuz liek u!
me: i know, but you can’t sorry.
random rob: omgwtf:killsself:!!
an utterly hipster doofus! often compared to a “sack o’ sh-t” for his lack of brains. besides that can usually get pretty d-mn crunk!
the robsta: what do you call the two mexican fire fighters??……hose a and hose b!!!!

eddie: you douche bag!!!!

Read Also:

  • the sledge

    also know as “the sledge”, it is when you are having oral s-x and the moment before you c-m you pull out blow your load in the recivers face and punch them in the noes and scream “b-tch you’ve just been sledged!!” bazokajoe: yeah man i was with some chick this weekend and guess what? […]

  • the telescope

    when being at an overcrowded location ( eg train, tram, bus ) you encounter a m-ssive b-n-r and thus the action of ‘telescoping’ must be employed. this means flippin your erect peepee out of your pants not forming a bulge in the crotch area, rather hiding it smugly paralell to your stomach, under your tshirt. […]

  • The They People

    the they people are the extremely large group of people who other people love to talk about. the they people know everything, are constantly giving advice, are experts in every field, and seem to be filled with expressions and sayings. the they people are vets, lawyers, doctors, philosophers, military, teachers, librarians, and any other profession […]

  • The Thread

    used to describe emails back and forth between friends/coworkers while at work. while i was at lunch the guys sent 30 messages to the thread, now its going to take me 20 minutes to catch up on my emails….

  • The truth-crucials

    pretty simple really, a combination of the truth of reality and something that is crucial to your well-being. in other words, it is something, you’ve “gotta have”. in all honesty, this word originated on 3 reinert at saint louis university… man, that subway was the truth-crucials… bro, i’ve got to get an a on that […]


Disclaimer: The Robsta definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.