The Rooster


a form of dance where a person -ssumes a position of a rooster and starts going dumb and portraits a thizz face.
“d-mn look at bob doing the rooster”
an insane human being who loves to drink beer and f-ck sh-t up. “the rooster” gives no sh-ts about anything and won’t hesitate to slice your throat if you f-ck with him. “the rooster” is a crazy beast who fears nothing. during “the roosters” free time he enjoys getting sh-tty wasted and destroying everything around him, including doug.”the rooster” is one of the funniest men on earth and can make you laugh your -ss off or cry in fear for your life. so make sure you’re on his good side or ……. you can get f-cked.
“the rooster”
when you are throwing up while simultaneously going diarrhea. usually you diarrhea in the toilet while vomiting in a trash can or bag.

also known as the ‘p–py-throws.’
i think i got food poisoning, ’cause i was up all night doing the rooster.
a slight variation of the shocker in which both hands are placed together in such a fashion that it looks like a hand with 10 fingers. it may also take a while for the girl to become able to handle the rooster. or even longer for a boy.
the rooooosta! give me tha roosta baby.
or dude last night i gave my girl the rooster for the first time: my life is forever changed.
a torture technique where one cuts off another man’s t-st-cl-s and attaches them to the man’s chin to resemble a rooster.
some torture techniques used to attain information from people are waterboarding, humiliation, and the rooster.

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