randomly finding yourself talking to multiple russian(doesn’t really matter could be moroccon african, asian or wherever really) woman through email in attempts for them to move in with you with them resettling to a new country. these phish emails attempt to steal your ident-ty and offer false hopes of love at first site. not to be confused with the shini curse or the white mans burden.
dude have you guys seen those russian fight videos? everybody in russia fights for some reason. i think russia’s been rubbing off on me, i don’t even drink that much anymore and in the past year i’ve done over a thousand dollars in damages to my house… i might have the russian curse.
- The Safe
prison term for your bunghole. also used as reference to transporting contraband past security guards. danny, how did you get those cigarettes? i smuggled em past the guards in the safe. the safe was straight allies for equality, is now seattle allies for equality and still safe. the safe is a new religion based around […]
- the scream
kick -ss painting with a good meaning to it.painting by edward much. pure ownage i saw the scream painting at the musem the edit day
- The Screaming Pistons
a s-xual act involving your c-ck, if you’re a dude, or a strap on, if you’re a chick, and a vibrator. you stick the vibrator up your girl’s -ss and f-ck her doggystyle. as your d-ck (or strap on) goes in-and-out of her sn-tch, you use your stomach to move the vibrator out-and-into her -n-s […]
- The Shotgun
n. a s-xual maneuver between a man and a woman/victim of extreme pwnage in which the man involved retracts his t-st-cl-s up into his lower stomach and, on command, releases the air pressure, which expels the t-st-cl-s outward onto the woman’s/pwn victim’s/pruger’s face. the shotgunned t-st-cl-s can often achieve velocities of up to 120 km […]
- The University of Alabama
the university of alabama, 12 national championships in football, hey golden dome and michigan, where you at? now ranked as one of the top 50 public universities in the nation by u.s. news and world report, hey cow town and rocky top, where you at? get on our level. how do you compete with a […]