The Russian Gunner


squat down, put you hand behind you right leg and m-st-rb-t- vigorously until you explode everywhere like a machine gun, ergo russian gunner
boy 1: ” i tried the russian gunner last night”
boy 2: “oh? what happened”
boy 1: “i think i declared war”

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