The Rusty Moose


two parties face each other, standing up, about three apart. one party bends over forward and puts their head between the other party’s legs. they then proceed to flip the second party onto their back and still stay horizontal. the party on top licks the -n-s of the other party. the party on bottom shakes their head and tickles the crotch of the top party.
grant gave bart the rusty moose last week.

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