The Ryan Shocker
when a dude is kindly pleasuring his man friend and decides to surprise him by quickly inserting his pinky, ring finger, and middle finger into his -n-s and looping the thumb and pointer finger around his mangina, stroking it ever so gently. this should “shock” him, seeing as how three fingers are a lot of fingers to have in the -ss at one time. i meeeeeeeeeean its freaking crazy!!
the other night my roomate ryan was having s-x with is life partner, roberto, and all of a sudden i heard a scream as though someone was getting electrocuted; i bet he was kind enough to give roberto the ryan shocker!
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